Completely Useless Post ~ Technology Greatly Dislikes Me

Just for the record, I'd like to note that I hate technology.

No, really.

I love all the things technolgy can do for me, and I would probably have far less to do (and far less fat) without it.

So, I guess I don't hate it all the time. Just when it makes my life miserable, that's all. Yeah, pretty much. I'm fairly sure Yahoo Mail is out to kill me, or has purchased my soul on some horrible black market slave-soul trading thing. It takes some sort of great sadistic pleasure in keeping my e-mails for a few days, or weeks, and then spewing them out later and seeing what my reaction is.

"Oh, it seems there's been a change in her homework assignment, let's make sure this one isn't seen for 2 weeks."

"Hey, check that one out! It asks about when she's going to meet up with some people for a math session! She doesn't need this one for another 6 days!"

Other technology-type things like to hate me too. CD players often enjoy chewing on my CD's, Gameboys and Cell Phones lose battery power at horribly inconvienent times... it's just fantastic, let me tell you.

So that's it. Just wanted to rant about that for a while, as technolgy is the reason that certain grades of mine in certain classes are sucking.

I rather greatly dislike you, technology. Really.